Fairly Shallow Thoughts

Things I have learned this very evening:

1. Putting a freshly sharpened chisel in your pocket can be, at best, a dicey procedure.
2. A pocket other than your own can cause you a great deal of agitation.
3. As a sub-category of the above, I have not managed to drop enough items appropriately tonight.
4. They do indeeed make mango colored pants.