Saturday, October 11, 2008


CHAPTER SIXTEEN: Un-Be-Freakin-Leivable!
In which our hero finds his mouth hanging open
[Friday, October 3rd, Gino's Pizza, Metamora, IL]

"The Amazon seems to be completely ageless (1). Plus her latest child resembles a cabbage patch kid (2)."

(1) Poor choice of words on my part. It's not that she's ageless like a rock or an ocean or something like that. That would be kinda creepy. More like she seems to be unaffected by the passage of 20 or so years. At least as far as appearance goes.

(2) This is completely true and requires no clarification except for those who don't get the reference. If this describes you, go look it up.

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